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christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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theamazingspiderman:

"This is the maintenance closet. This is the most clichéd hiding place you could have chosen. This is the stupidest hiding place." - Peter
“I’m sorry I didn’t take us to the Bahamas of hiding places.” - Gwen

theamazingspiderman:

"This is the maintenance closet. This is the most clichéd hiding place you could have chosen. This is the stupidest hiding place." - Peter

“I’m sorry I didn’t take us to the Bahamas of hiding places.” - Gwen

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morsmordre-x:

Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?

People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.

But think about this. 

Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.

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